13, మార్చి 2009, శుక్రవారం

Jokes for the day

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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Control to pilot santa: What is your height and position?
santa: I'm five feet eight inches and i'm sitting down.

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Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student banta: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girlfriend!

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